September 25, 2006

DADISM # 44

"Don't make me come in there!"

Translation #1:
"I don't know what you're doing behind that door. And I don't want to know. But if I keep hearing any more of that blasted whining, I'm going to have to get up off this couch. And if, by doing so, I miss out on the biggest play of the season, there will be hell to pay, Buster (or Missey)!"

Translation #2:
"I don't know what the problem is between you two, but if I have to come in there and settle it, neither of you will like the outcome."

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