October 11, 2006

DADISM # 46

"It's only a little blood. Besides, chicks dig scars."

{Even better than dirt, blood is the red badge of courage - especially if you have to take a beating to get it. Young boys who come home with blood on their shirts tend to get bigger portions at dinner, more hugs and a little extra TV time.}

Part two of this dadism implies that big boys with scars get a lot more than dinner and a few hugs. This is the same concept that makes some guys, and girls, volunteer for Airborne school, 'chicks love that flying ice cream cone.'

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