DADISM # 49

"Don't give me any of your lip, young lady (man)!"

[Lip (n): A euphemism for talking back, usually in a raised tone of voice.]

{Teenagers love lip but are not allowed to use it. Dads are the only ones entitled to use lip. Lip is reserved for booing a referee's bad call, mouthing off to the next car in traffic, or talking back to the TV.}