December 12, 2006

DADISM # 55

"Be good - but if you can't be good, be careful."

{The ultimate parental loophole, this ism acknowledges that kids will occasionally succumb to temptation and do something they shouldn't do. Blatantly hypocritical, this dadism can be modified to apply to various situations, such as -}
Don't make two dates for the same night. (But if you do, make sure you don't let them end up in the same place at the same time.)

Don't miss your curfew. (But if you do, don't let me catch you climbing in the window.)

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