{Dad's definition of normal: Clean, well dressed, gainfully employed, and college bound. Preferably the daughter's age but no more than two years older. Short, coservative hairstyle. No peircings or tattoos. Absent of leather except for letter jackets. Drives a conservative car. Well-mannered. Comes to the front door on dates; converses with Dad with a well-rounded knowledge of business and sports, especially golf.}
This effectively eliminates 98% of all teenage boys.
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