{Every day, all over the world, dads and their kids engage in the following kind of exchange:}
Kid: Dad, can I go to the Ruptured Spleen concert tonight?
Dad: No.
Kid: But everyboy's going!
Dad: No.
Kid: But I've already bought the ticketss for fifty-five dolalrs each!
Dad: No.
Kid: I've got a date and a ride and everything!
Dad: What part of no don't you understand?
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