DADISM # 63

“Is that a threat or a promise?”

Other variants: Don’t let the door hit you in the rear…I’ll help you pack…Write when you get work!

{Little Sally has just thrown the tantrum of the decade. She stomps to her room, slams the door; and screams, “I’m running away from home, and I’m never coming back!” That’s when Dad launches into “reverse psychology” mode, all the while hoping the plan doesn’t backfire because he just can’t take another dramatic scene at the bus stop.}