"Do your homework."
{During the school year, the following exchange between father and child occurs approximately 1, 345,977 times a night in the United States alone.}
Dad: Do your homework.
Child: I don't have any.
Dad: You've gotta have homework. You're in high school, for cryin' out loud!
Child: I told you, I don't.
Dad: Then go read a book.
Child: Can't I gotta watch Politically Incorrect for my government class.
Dad: Is that what they're teaching you in school these days?
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