Attn: Entrepreneurs

Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today's world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as others see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn't give their domain names enough consideration:

1. A site called 'Who Represents' where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name... wait for it... is www.whorepresents.com (What can we really say about this, the name certainly does seem to fit.)

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com (I bet this is a big hit in San Francisco)

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net (I understand Miss Bobbett loves this site.)

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com (Why we didn't go here to find Mr. Karr I don't know)

5. Then of course, there's the Italian Power Generator company... www.powergenitalia.com (I always heard that Venice was for lovers, now we know why.)

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com (Again, this might have been a good stop by the Denver Police when they were looking for Mr. Karr)

7. If you're looking for computer software, there's always www.ipanywhere.com (My boys need this one, thats for sure)

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com (Ummmmmmm, I'm not touching this one.)

9. Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: www.speedofart.com (Don't tell Naked Shaved Guy he'll be there all day!)

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com (This is big with the hip-hop crowd)

Remember, its not how you read it...its how others read it.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to order me some powergenitalia.