April 11, 2007

DADISM # 65

"Where you raised in a barn? It's freezing in here."

{Dad's attempt at metaphor is usually lost on the child who absentmindedly leaves the door open on a cold day. The more effective alternative might be:}

Close the damn door!

Alternate uses:
I know its cold out but are we heating the entire neighborhood?
Or for summer use when dad is bemoaning the high cost of air conditioning:
Are we trying to cool off the entire neighborhood?

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